"The rich are different from us." F Scott Fitzgerald
"Yes, they have more money." Ernest Hemingway
Half a millionaire
I am half a millionaire: I have the air but not the million.
You don't know what you want to ask?
Calvin and Hobbes
Light Bulb, Economists, and the Market
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the market will take care of it.
Robert Heilbroner (American Economist)
Why Television Is More Interesting than People
Otherwise, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Alan Coren (Englsih Writer)
Men Who Have a Pierced Ear Are Better Prepared for Marriage
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
Rita Rudner (American Comedian)
Marshmallow and Pillow
Last night I dreamt I ate a 10 pound marshmallow. When I woke up, the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper (English Comedian)